February 2011
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“I don’t have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
– George Carlin (via thechocolatebrigade)
Day in, day out, day in, day out…
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laser chat
J: 3:15pm OH GOD GUYS I JUST MADE MY FIRST LASER HAIR REMOVAL APPT and i asked if there was anything special i needed to do in preparation P: 3:15pm why. J: 3:15pm but the ady said to come in “as is and if they need to shave you, they will” E: 3:15pm Can I come? R: 3:16pm hahahahahah J: 3:16pm “if they need to shave you” P: 3:16pm don’t those cot like thousands of...
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Death
"Where's R_?"
"His grandmother died."
"Wow. He's gonna get a big inheritance of chicken gizzards and small clay pots."
"Did he return to the motherland? To attend the ceremonial devouring of her bones?"
"Rego Park?"
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“The art of not reading is a very important one. It consists in not taking an...”
– Schopenhauer
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Monday, 12:44 pm.
Unable to cope with the pressures of fame, I went on a thirty-second grenadine bender and checked into the Bettie Fjord Clinic for twenty seconds of rehab (which consisted of being slapped by an imposing Norwegian woman and being told to “Cut it out!”).
