December 2010
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situation, 3:16pm
"...and then they shipped all her shit here. It's here now in huge containers."
"JESUS MERRY CHRISTMAS that is the WORST."
"No its not, thats just the facts. I'm not even adding my personal inflection about my feelings towards this. so now we are all roommates and everything is great."
"And you are on 24 hour suicide watch."
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“Do you really need a safeword when you’re dating a guy with a napping...”
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A Simple Guide
Say no. Go to New York. Leave New York. Give up all hope. Don’t remodel anything. Again, never take a water aerobics class. Don’t get a dog. Decorate minimally, including holidays. Maintain no position on Halloween costumes or children’s birthday parties. Use gift bags. Shop rarely. Spot clean. Keep a notebook. Copy. Borrow. Mimic. Steal. Never offer to be class parent. Volunteer...
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