December 2009
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Basically.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year
Me: I need to get you something but I don't know what ... Pick three random words
My Friend: Vagina girl naked
Me: Ok so a Fleshlight then
My Friend: Get me the one w the vampire teeth. Have you seen that?
Me: Unfortunately
http: //www.fleshlight.com/original-fleshlights/original-butt/
Original butt lol
My Friend: You know me so well
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The world is a vampire →
Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are praying and fucking.
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He says: who is yr GYNO?
I say: What's wrong with your vagina this time?
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I'm trying something new
I think this format will be better suited to my adult-onset ADD.
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Just call me angel of the morning
Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Appointment
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